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Philadelphia Union v. Portland Timbers

It was the best of time, it was the worst of times, it was a truly forgettable night for the Zolos in Portlandia.  Both teams seemed to spend the entire first half trying to find a rhythm on the rain soaked Jeld-Wen … Continue reading

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Philadelphia Union v. Portland Timbers

Remember WINNING?  Remember 1st Place?  They both seem like such distant memories.  I feel like we should put up LOST DOG POSTERS around PPL Park.  Have you seen our WINS?  If found please return to 1 Stadium Drive, Chester, PA 19013.  I … Continue reading

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Philadelphia Union v. Portland Timbers

  Missing: The Philadelphia Union Offense.  If found please return to Peter Nowak at 1 Stadium Drive.. Chester, PA 19013. In the immortal words of Tom Petty, “The waiting is the hardest part” and as we finish week 8 we … Continue reading

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Seattle Invented…

  In case you hanen’t heard the Seattle Sounders and it’s Supporters have invented EVERYTHING!  To quote a famous scholar on BigSoccer.com, “Seattle invented claiming Seattle invented things.” One thing we can ALL agree on… WE ALL HATE REDBULL!  Seattle claims to have invented HATING … Continue reading

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