Category Archives: ZOLO

Matt Reppert: $#*! My Coach Says

Deep breaths. Deeeeeeep breaths. There, I’m calm see? Totally calm. I’m an ocean of blue tranquility, an oasis in a desert of chaos, a cliff of calmness being beaten upon by the seas of anger. I can handle this. I … Continue reading

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Philadelphia Union v. Portland Timbers

  Missing: The Philadelphia Union Offense.  If found please return to Peter Nowak at 1 Stadium Drive.. Chester, PA 19013. In the immortal words of Tom Petty, “The waiting is the hardest part” and as we finish week 8 we … Continue reading

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Q & A With Sheanon Williams

  Do you have a pre-game rituals/supersitions that you follow every week?  Before I leave for PPL, I always engage in a quick game of FIFA. Always playing with Chelsea and always winning of course. I also always drink 3 … Continue reading

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Philadelphia Union v. Los Angeles Galaxy

  This was probably the WORST offensive match I have ever seen the Philadelphia Union play.   The match as a WHOLE really wasn’t very good at all.   The officiating was even WORSE.   How they managed to find “Highlights” from this … Continue reading

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Philadelphia Union v. Houston Dynamo – Week 1

The ZOLOs start off the 2011 Season with Three Points against the Houston Dynamo.   The DOOP was provided by Danny Califf.. assisted by a CANNON throw-in from Sheanon Williams.

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Exclusive “Interview” With Jared Pfeffer

Philadelphia is currently experiencing Pfeffer Phever… We decided to sit down with Younger Twin Jared Pfeffer and see what he is up to this year.  What Team(s) do you currently play for? I currently play Varsity for Upper Dublin (My … Continue reading

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Union Jack’s Earthquake Survival Guide

Yesterday at 2:53am Eastern Standard Time Jack McInerney posted “There was just an earthquake” on Facebook. He was immediately chastised by fellow UNION teammate Amobi Okugo who posted “No there wasn’t” at 2:56am EST on facebook.  The rest of the … Continue reading

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