Faryd Mondragon - 12 Inch Rule (Designed by Mark Jenkinson)
For years kids around the world have heard legends about dragons. The kids in PPL Park have been telling legends about a new kind of Dragon. This Dragon doesn’t breathe fire or fly. This Dragon keeps clean sheets.
Enter the Dragon
He’s Fast
He’s Quick
He’s Got a 12 Inch Dick (Prick)
Mondragon, Mondragon
He’s Big
He’s Strong
Hes Got a One Foot Dong (Schlong)
Mondragon, Mondragon
The Legend of the DRAGON
Faryd’s Dick is so BIG, the last time he took a piss Noah had to build an Ark.
Faryd’s Dick is so BIG, it used to record rap songs with Puff Daddy.
Faryd’s Dick is so BIG, Leonardo DiCaprio stood on the head and shouted, “I’m king of the world.”
Faryd’s Dick is so BIG, that his first erection precipitated the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Faryd’s Dick is so BIG, when it was on celebrity apprentice, it fired Donald Trump.
Faryd’s Dick is so BIG, that even Thor can’t lift it.
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The Faryd Mondragon legend continues to GROW. Make sure you follow the Dragon on Twitter @FarydMondragon. You can follow us on Twitter @Section133.com.
Hey Mondragon How Big Is Your Package?
You’re not even trying to hide your homoerotic passion for Mondragon. I’m glad he’s here. Talking about another man’s junk is fucking weird dude.
This is actually a fairly standard chant from the English Premiere League.
maybe I’m the only one, but i’m really am not a fan of that chant…. but whatever… seems to have caught on….
Ah, but its ok to ask the ref to suck on your balls tho? It just means he is the man.
This is a really weird article dude. Actually it’s just frIggin creepy. Real Nice reading for our younger Union supporters.
Thankfully your log in name is safe for the kids.
ha. deezhorribleideas.
i think the chants funny, its risky (leaving ysa behind to chant about huge members), and ill probably be chanting it from home while my sons in another room.
Mondragon seems to get a kick out of it, nor does he deny it.