For years kids around the world have heard legends about dragons. The kids in PPL Park have been telling legends about a new kind of Dragon. This Dragon doesn’t breathe fire or fly. This Dragon keeps clean sheets.
Enter the Dragon
He’s Got a 12 Inch Dick (Prick)
Hes Got a One Foot Dong (Schlong)
The Legend of the DRAGON
Faryd’s Dick is so BIG, the last time he took a piss Noah had to build an Ark.
Faryd’s Dick is so BIG, it used to record rap songs with Puff Daddy.
Faryd’s Dick is so BIG, Leonardo DiCaprio stood on the head and shouted, “I’m king of the world.”
Faryd’s Dick is so BIG, that his first erection precipitated the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Faryd’s Dick is so BIG, when it was on celebrity apprentice, it fired Donald Trump.
Faryd’s Dick is so BIG, that even Thor can’t lift it.
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